What's my age again?
Music. Supernatural. Food. What else do you need in life though?
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL